After pissing off her fan base and throwing up the middle finger to anyone who voiced concern about her two duets with ex-boyfriend Chris Brown, Rihanna is finally talking that talk as far as the reasoning behind her reunion with the man who beat her.
In a largely softball interview with Ryan Seacrest, Rihanna touched on the remixes of "Birthday Cake" and "Turn Up the Music." In Rihanna's strange mind, the duets were "innocent" and meant to unite Rihanna and Chris Brown fans who have understandably been divided like Israel and Palestine ever since news broke of the assault that night in L.A.
"The hottest R&B artist right now is Chris Brown, so I wanted him on the track. Then in turn he was like, why don't you do the remix to my track? And you know, it was a trade-off. We did two records. One for my fans, one for his fans. And that way our fans can come together. There shouldn't be a divide. It's music and it's innocent," Rihanna insisted.
Hear the audio snippet yourself. Clip via That Good Hit:
Rihanna is either hopelessly naive or willfully ignorant. The word "innocent" left the building when it came to Chrihanna that night of the Grammys in L.A. No duet, no press release, no "get well soon" e-card is going to change or remove the memory of that attack from her fans' and the public's minds.
So pretending that some simple ass remixes are supposed to make her fan base — a large portion of which remain anti-Chris Brown — reach out and hug his fan base — a large portion of which remain anti-Rihanna — is pretty dumb.
It's interesting that Rihanna is insistent that there shouldn't be a divide between Rihanna and Chris fans. Why not? There are divisions between her fans and Beyonce fans, thanks to her association with Jay-Z. Will RiRi be cutting a track with Bey and Blue Ivy on a Kanye West-produced remix of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" to clear the air?
Or how about Rita Ora, Jay-Z's new star du jour? He's recently kicked off a full-force promo campaign for the European-born star, supposedly in retaliation for Rihanna's reunion with Brown, which was reportedly against his wishes. Her fans have attacked Ora viciously on Twitter and even defensively trended #RihannaWillNeverBeReplaced in response to the Roc Nation newbie's promo campaign. Will Rihanna be inviting Ora out for a cup of tea one of these days while she's out in London?
Never before has an artist willingly pissed off their own fan base to please another's. Rihanna didn't just bite the hand that feeds her with this move, she took the freshly removed fingers and threw them to the dogs.
And the sad thing is, Chris didn't even need Rihanna's seal of approval. Thanks to a prolific amount of material, hard work and a crazy work ethic, Chris had already built himself back up. He performed twice at the Grammys and WON, for Christ's sake. All these Captain Save-A-Ho efforts Rihanna's pulling are late and so unnecessary.
Can you imagine Tina Turner turning around and doing some dang duets with Ike to help clean up his reputation?
Hell, when Ike died in 2007 and the media came knockin' on her door for some kind of commentary, Ms. Turner promptly released a no funny business statement: ”Tina hasn’t had any contact with Ike for more than 35 years. No further comment will be made."
Now that's how you do it. They sure don't make 'em like they used to.