Kat Graham is best known for her role in The Vampire Diaries but she's also been toiling away tirelessly at building a legitimate music career. Perez Hilton has been tooting her horn for the past few years, and finally, the wheels look like they're in motion with her single "Put Your Graffiti On Me."
Now, all she has to do is conquer the hearts and minds of enough folks so that she can fit in between the Navy, Katykats and Little Monsters. Graham made her national television debut this week with a performance on Ellen and it was a head-scratcher on several fronts.
First, the girl scout uniforms. The song is like a Pussycat Doll version of Rihanna's "Birthday Cake." It's about a man leaving his "mark" on her, which....we'll keep it PG and leave it at that. So throwing that in with some girl scout uniforms and clumsily prattling about a girl scout troop accepting everyone (*wink* *nudge* gay rights, y'all) is really awkward.
More importantly, however, are the very strange sounds coming from Kat's throat. During the verses of her performance, Graham sounds as though Grover from Sesame Street has possessed her larynx. She actually looks pained too as she pushes out her constipated notes. And we thought Britney had some strange vocal tics. Who told her those seal grunts and burps were appealing to listen to? The bridge was the worst part.
But hey, at least those moves are sick. And the song is the hottest thing Nicole Scherzinger never recorded. So there's that.
Check out Kat Graham's Ellen performance below
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