1 FUN. FEAT JANELLE MONAE / WE ARE YOUNG
- Wouldn't it be more interesting if the band made depressing soft-rock in spite of its name? You know, like a 300-pound guy calling himself Tiny.
2 KELLY CLARKSON / STRONGER
- Justin Guarini and Clay Aiken are fighting for back-up singer slots on Kelly's upcoming tour as we speak.
3 ADELE / SET FIRE TO THE RAIN
- If he always wins at the games he plays, it's time to switch games, Adele. How about Connect Four?
4 THE WANTED / GLAD YOU CAME
- Look for their next hit single, "Sad You Left."
5 GOTYE FEAT KIMBRA / SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW
- Proof that the best way to break up is in the nude.
6 DAVID GUETTA FEAT NICKI MINAJ / TURN ME ON
- If Nicki's body needs a hero, who's the villain?
7 DRAKE FEAT RIHANNA / TAKE CARE
- This is one light-skinned bamma Rihanna can hang around without fearing for her safety. Drihanna > Chrihanna.
8 SNOOP DOGG AND WIZ KHALIFA FEAT BRUNO MARS / YOUNG, WILD & FREE
- In a sea of synths and dance-pop, floats this unassuming, piano-based weed anthem. Gotta love America's diverse tastes.
9 NICKI MINAJ / STARSHIPS
- Nicki said, "All your base are belong to us" to all them rap chickens.
10 KATY PERRY / PART OF ME
- Dance music with an attitude. Katy sounds like she's ready to knock down the Great Wall of China on that power hook.
SOURCE: Billboard Hot 100